Maybe It's Lupus

This is spot-on. Though he forgot to mention that you should pick a theme for your House episode:

1. Everybody Lies
2. People Don't Change
3. If You're a Brilliant Doctor, People Will Always Forgive You For Being a Cruel Jackass with a Drug Problem (though it also helps if you're witty, handsome, and possess a sympathetic limp)

Hat tip: CliqueClack